'Last one out please turn off the lights'

Post by F***@White.Wolf.Lodge
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As a long time lurker, I remember this quote. Altho I can't exactly
remember which group I found it in. <sigh> I sure miss the old Taps.wav
place ... -
Anyway, <BFG> I'm back on the net again! Yahoo! (not a plug)
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Best to All (still over here)- Fast Cadillac
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Well, the lights are on pretty bright here.
I'm still posting the occasional story.
And ... For a while I was having a nice limerick duel over on the old
grounds ... but everybody else gave up. ;-{

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Phaedra Dragon

2003-08-26 21:15:51 UTC

Well, the lights are on pretty bright here.
I'm still posting the occasional story.
And ... For a while I was having a nice limerick duel over on the old
grounds ... but everybody else gave up. ;-{

I guess Fasty didn't like me horning in on that duel.

Fastman®

2003-08-27 05:04:08 UTC

On Tue, 26 Aug 2003 21:15:51 GMT, Phaedra Dragon

Well, the lights are on pretty bright here.
I'm still posting the occasional story.
And ... For a while I was having a nice limerick duel over on the old
grounds ... but everybody else gave up. ;-{

I guess Fasty didn't like me horning in on that duel.

It wasn't that I minded, but at the stage of the game that Fred and I
were at, I thought your timing a bit off.
No big deal.
At just a few days shy of a month, to suddenly have Fred's attention
divided, seemed unfair to him, and so I moved over.
You were good for what, one day? Hahahahahahahahahaha...sorry, that
just slipped out.<s>
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Phaedra Dragon

2003-08-27 20:12:35 UTC

Post by FastmanÂ®
On Tue, 26 Aug 2003 21:15:51 GMT, Phaedra Dragon

Well, the lights are on pretty bright here.
I'm still posting the occasional story.
And ... For a while I was having a nice limerick duel over on the old
grounds ... but everybody else gave up. ;-{

I guess Fasty didn't like me horning in on that duel.

mebbe so - but when you capitulated - I didnt see the point in
continuing.

Phaedra Dragon

2003-08-29 00:46:24 UTC

On Wed, 27 Aug 2003 20:12:35 GMT, Phaedra Dragon

Post by FastmanÂ®
On Tue, 26 Aug 2003 21:15:51 GMT, Phaedra Dragon

Well, the lights are on pretty bright here.
I'm still posting the occasional story.
And ... For a while I was having a nice limerick duel over on the old
grounds ... but everybody else gave up. ;-{

I guess Fasty didn't like me horning in on that duel.

mebbe so - but when you capitulated - I didnt see the point in
continuing.

I am a capitalist, and we capitulate.

I once met a guy really sick
He said his name was Dick
He really loved girls
and would give them a whirl
until one took a knife to his prick

Next!

Frank McCoy

2003-08-29 02:59:23 UTC

On Wed, 27 Aug 2003 20:12:35 GMT, Phaedra Dragon

Post by FastmanÂ®
On Tue, 26 Aug 2003 21:15:51 GMT, Phaedra Dragon

Well, the lights are on pretty bright here.
I'm still posting the occasional story.
And ... For a while I was having a nice limerick duel over on the old
grounds ... but everybody else gave up. ;-{

I guess Fasty didn't like me horning in on that duel.

mebbe so - but when you capitulated - I didnt see the point in
continuing.

I am a capitalist, and we capitulate.

I once met a guy really sick
He said his name was Dick
He really loved girls
and would give them a whirl
until one took a knife to his prick
Next!

Now if I could just dig up the one about Lorena ....

There was a mad Scientist from Gaul
Who thought he'd make love to a doll.
She said "I hate French,
and you really do stench,
but for 1 million francs I'm your moll."

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wolfington

2003-08-29 03:24:22 UTC

On Wed, 27 Aug 2003 20:12:35 GMT, Phaedra Dragon

Post by FastmanÂ®
On Tue, 26 Aug 2003 21:15:51 GMT, Phaedra Dragon

Well, the lights are on pretty bright here.
I'm still posting the occasional story.
And ... For a while I was having a nice limerick duel over on the old
grounds ... but everybody else gave up. ;-{

I guess Fasty didn't like me horning in on that duel.

mebbe so - but when you capitulated - I didnt see the point in
continuing.

I am a capitalist, and we capitulate.

I once met a guy really sick
He said his name was Dick
He really loved girls
and would give them a whirl
until one took a knife to his prick
Next!

Now if I could just dig up the one about Lorena ....
There was a mad Scientist from Gaul
Who thought he'd make love to a doll.
She said "I hate French,
and you really do stench,
but for 1 million francs I'm your moll."

There was a young fellow from Kent
whose dick was so long it was bent
he had so much trouble
he stuck it in double
and instead of coming he went.

We may live without poetry,music and art:
We may live without conscience,and live without heart;
We may live without friends,we may live without
books;
But civilized man cannot live without cooks.

Edward Bulwer-Lytton
Earl of Lytton

Frank McCoy

2003-08-29 17:12:50 UTC

Post by wolfington

On Wed, 27 Aug 2003 20:12:35 GMT, Phaedra Dragon

Post by FastmanÂ®
On Tue, 26 Aug 2003 21:15:51 GMT, Phaedra Dragon

Well, the lights are on pretty bright here.
I'm still posting the occasional story.
And ... For a while I was having a nice limerick duel over on the old
grounds ... but everybody else gave up. ;-{

I guess Fasty didn't like me horning in on that duel.

mebbe so - but when you capitulated - I didnt see the point in
continuing.

I am a capitalist, and we capitulate.

I once met a guy really sick
He said his name was Dick
He really loved girls
and would give them a whirl
until one took a knife to his prick
Next!

Now if I could just dig up the one about Lorena ....
There was a mad Scientist from Gaul
Who thought he'd make love to a doll.
She said "I hate French,
and you really do stench,
but for 1 million francs I'm your moll."

There was a young fellow from Kent
whose dick was so long it was bent
he had so much trouble
he stuck it in double
and instead of coming he went.

Do we allow repeats from the duel just finished?
If so, this could take a *long* time.

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Fastman®

2003-08-30 04:15:11 UTC

Post by wolfington

On Wed, 27 Aug 2003 20:12:35 GMT, Phaedra Dragon

Post by FastmanÂ®
On Tue, 26 Aug 2003 21:15:51 GMT, Phaedra Dragon

Well, the lights are on pretty bright here.
I'm still posting the occasional story.
And ... For a while I was having a nice limerick duel over on the old
grounds ... but everybody else gave up. ;-{

I guess Fasty didn't like me horning in on that duel.

mebbe so - but when you capitulated - I didnt see the point in
continuing.

I am a capitalist, and we capitulate.

I once met a guy really sick
He said his name was Dick
He really loved girls
and would give them a whirl
until one took a knife to his prick
Next!

Now if I could just dig up the one about Lorena ....
There was a mad Scientist from Gaul
Who thought he'd make love to a doll.
She said "I hate French,
and you really do stench,
but for 1 million francs I'm your moll."

There was a young fellow from Kent
whose dick was so long it was bent
he had so much trouble
he stuck it in double
and instead of coming he went.

Do we allow repeats from the duel just finished?
If so, this could take a *long* time.

"duel"?
Now really, that's a bit much, even for you.

TML

2003-08-31 21:48:38 UTC

In article <***@4ax.com>,
Frank McCoy <***@millcomm.com> wrote:

. . . . . . . . . . .
( much snipped)

The best collection I know of is:
THE LIMERICK, ed by G. Legman
Bell Publishing Company, New Yotk
ISBN 0-517-139111
copyright 1969

There are 1700 limericks in this book, in 19 general catagories, with an
index and list of sources.

Frank McCoy

2003-09-01 01:05:54 UTC

Post by TML
. . . . . . . . . . .
( much snipped)
THE LIMERICK, ed by G. Legman
Bell Publishing Company, New Yotk
ISBN 0-517-139111
copyright 1969
There are 1700 limericks in this book, in 19 general catagories, with an
index and list of sources.

Well ... I only know about 500 offhand ... But I'll bet that at
*least* 100 of those aren't listed in the book you name. For probably
about 1/4 of those I remember were written *since* 1970. Not to
mention, probably 30 or more, by me alone. ;-}

Limericks are an evolving species ... at least in colors and content,
if not structure.

An old Limerick Writer named Steve
Started a new poem this eve.
He worked through the night
Until broadest day light,
When the librarian forced him to leave.

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F***@White.Wolf.Lodge

2003-09-14 06:23:07 UTC

Well ... I only know about 500 offhand ... But I'll bet that at
*least* 100 of those aren't listed in the book you name. For probably
about 1/4 of those I remember were written *since* 1970. Not to
mention, probably 30 or more, by me alone. ;-}
Limericks are an evolving species ... at least in colors and content,
if not structure.
An old Limerick Writer named Steve
Started a new poem this eve.
He worked through the night
Until broadest day light,
When the librarian forced him to leave. --

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Thanks- Fast Cadillac
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Frank McCoy

2003-09-14 16:03:31 UTC

Well ... I only know about 500 offhand ... But I'll bet that at
*least* 100 of those aren't listed in the book you name. For probably
about 1/4 of those I remember were written *since* 1970. Not to
mention, probably 30 or more, by me alone. ;-}
Limericks are an evolving species ... at least in colors and content,
if not structure.
An old Limerick Writer named Steve
Started a new poem this eve.
He worked through the night
Until broadest day light,
When the librarian forced him to leave. --

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Please post more Limericks-
-
Thanks- Fast Cadillac

A worried young man from Stamboul
Discovered red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic,
"Get out of my clinic!
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool."

There was a young girl in Dakota
Had a letter from Ickes; he wrote her:
"In addition to gas
We are rationing ass,
And you've greatly exceeded your quota."

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Daytek

2003-09-15 17:01:04 UTC

On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 11:03:31 -0500 The Greatest Person On Usenet,
Frank McCoy, Spoke Unto The Best Group, saying....

Well ... I only know about 500 offhand ... But I'll bet that at
*least* 100 of those aren't listed in the book you name. For probably
about 1/4 of those I remember were written *since* 1970. Not to
mention, probably 30 or more, by me alone. ;-}
Limericks are an evolving species ... at least in colors and content,
if not structure.
An old Limerick Writer named Steve
Started a new poem this eve.
He worked through the night
Until broadest day light,
When the librarian forced him to leave. --

-
-------------------------------------------------------------
Please post more Limericks-
-
Thanks- Fast Cadillac

A worried young man from Stamboul
Discovered red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic,
"Get out of my clinic!
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool."
There was a young girl in Dakota
"In addition to gas
We are rationing ass,
And you've greatly exceeded your quota."
--
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/ ' / â?¢
,-/-, __ __. ____ /_
(_/ / (_(_/|_/ / <_/ <_

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There was a fair maiden named Pitts
Who said "Yes sir you can fuck my tits
Put your cock in my rear,
my pussy and ear
And anyplace else that it fits.

Frank McCoy

2003-09-16 01:30:19 UTC

Post by Daytek
On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 11:03:31 -0500 The Greatest Person On Usenet,
Frank McCoy, Spoke Unto The Best Group, saying....

Well ... I only know about 500 offhand ... But I'll bet that at
*least* 100 of those aren't listed in the book you name. For probably
about 1/4 of those I remember were written *since* 1970. Not to
mention, probably 30 or more, by me alone. ;-}
Limericks are an evolving species ... at least in colors and content,
if not structure.
An old Limerick Writer named Steve
Started a new poem this eve.
He worked through the night
Until broadest day light,
When the librarian forced him to leave. --

-
-------------------------------------------------------------
Please post more Limericks-
-
Thanks- Fast Cadillac

A worried young man from Stamboul
Discovered red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic,
"Get out of my clinic!
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool."
There was a young girl in Dakota
"In addition to gas
We are rationing ass,
And you've greatly exceeded your quota."

There was a fair maiden named Pitts
Who said "Yes sir you can fuck my tits
Put your cock in my rear,
my pussy and ear
And anyplace else that it fits.

There once was a hacker named Ken,
Who "inherited" truckloads of Yen,
So he built him some chicks,
Out of silicon chips,
And hasn't been heard from since then.

--
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(_/ / (_(_/|_/ / <_/ <_

Phaedra Dragon

2003-09-19 01:28:48 UTC

Post by Daytek
On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 11:03:31 -0500 The Greatest Person On Usenet,
Frank McCoy, Spoke Unto The Best Group, saying....

Well ... I only know about 500 offhand ... But I'll bet that at
*least* 100 of those aren't listed in the book you name. For probably
about 1/4 of those I remember were written *since* 1970. Not to
mention, probably 30 or more, by me alone. ;-}
Limericks are an evolving species ... at least in colors and content,
if not structure.
An old Limerick Writer named Steve
Started a new poem this eve.
He worked through the night
Until broadest day light,
When the librarian forced him to leave. --

-
-------------------------------------------------------------
Please post more Limericks-
-
Thanks- Fast Cadillac

A worried young man from Stamboul
Discovered red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic,
"Get out of my clinic!
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool."
There was a young girl in Dakota
"In addition to gas
We are rationing ass,
And you've greatly exceeded your quota."

There was a fair maiden named Pitts
Who said "Yes sir you can fuck my tits
Put your cock in my rear,
my pussy and ear
And anyplace else that it fits.

There once was a hacker named Ken,
Who "inherited" truckloads of Yen,
So he built him some chicks,
Out of silicon chips,
And hasn't been heard from since then.

Although Ken has not been heard of since then,
his chicks got out of their pen
Now they go down the road
Draining horny man's load
And dropping off little ones named Ken

Frank McCoy

2003-09-19 22:27:54 UTC

Post by Daytek
On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 11:03:31 -0500 The Greatest Person On Usenet,
Frank McCoy, Spoke Unto The Best Group, saying....

Well ... I only know about 500 offhand ... But I'll bet that at
*least* 100 of those aren't listed in the book you name. For probably
about 1/4 of those I remember were written *since* 1970. Not to
mention, probably 30 or more, by me alone. ;-}
Limericks are an evolving species ... at least in colors and content,
if not structure.
An old Limerick Writer named Steve
Started a new poem this eve.
He worked through the night
Until broadest day light,
When the librarian forced him to leave. --

-
-------------------------------------------------------------
Please post more Limericks-
-
Thanks- Fast Cadillac

A worried young man from Stamboul
Discovered red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic,
"Get out of my clinic!
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool."
There was a young girl in Dakota
"In addition to gas
We are rationing ass,
And you've greatly exceeded your quota."

There was a fair maiden named Pitts
Who said "Yes sir you can fuck my tits
Put your cock in my rear,
my pussy and ear
And anyplace else that it fits.

There once was a hacker named Ken,
Who "inherited" truckloads of Yen,
So he built him some chicks,
Out of silicon chips,
And hasn't been heard from since then.

Although Ken has not been heard of since then,
his chicks got out of their pen
Now they go down the road
Draining horny man's load
And dropping off little ones named Ken

The get of a silicon chick
Can seem to be rather thick.
For a silicon brain
Takes too much of a drain
On the quick chick's thick memory stick!

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Phaedra Dragon

2003-09-21 07:35:09 UTC

Post by Daytek
On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 11:03:31 -0500 The Greatest Person On Usenet,
Frank McCoy, Spoke Unto The Best Group, saying....